{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}
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{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
{"fact":"The cheetah is the world's fastest land mammal. It can run at speeds of up to 70 miles an hour (113 kilometers an hour).","length":120}
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{"fact":"Cats' eyes shine in the dark because of the tapetum, a reflective layer in the eye, which acts like a mirror.","length":109}
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