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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}

{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}

{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}

{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}

{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}

{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}

{"fact":"The Amur leopard is one of the most endangered animals in the world.","length":68}

{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}

{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}

{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}

{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}

{"fact":"A group of cats is called a clowder.","length":36}

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